How have I never seen these before!? 😍😍😍😍
Well there goes any chance of me actually doing university work this year!
I have a massive fear that no one actually likes me, rather everyone is just politely tolerating me hoping I leave them alone
"The head of a company survived 9/11 because
His son started kindergarten.
Another fellow was alive because it was
His turn to bring donuts.
One woman was late because her
Alarm clock didn’t go off in time.
One was late because of being stuck on the NJ Turnpike
Because of an auto accident.
One of them
Missed his bus.
One spilled food on her clothes and had to take
Time to change.
Car wouldn’t start.
Get a taxi.
The one that struck me was the man
Who put on a new pair of shoes that morning,
Took the various means to get to work but before.
He got there, he developed a blister on his foot.
He stopped at a drugstore to buy a Band-Aid.
That is why he is alive today..
Now when I am
Stuck in traffic,
Miss an elevator,
Turn back to answer a ringing telephone…
All the little things that annoy me,
I think to myself,
This is exactly where
I’m meant to be
At this very moment"
Go to wash my hands and Harry is perving on me…
Actually love this photo of us three! 😍😍😍
FUCK I JUST SPAT OUT MY FUCKING RAMEN
My goal is to be that rich single aunt that flies everywhere and wears designer clothing and brings expensive gifts to her less successful family members
there are probably more lost bobby pins than there are people in this world